May 2013
6 posts
“The Belly Rules the Mind”
May 13th
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 5th
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April 2013
28 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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“Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I shall die before...”
Apr 30th
“the road to great wine is littered with beer bottles”
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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“These mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms.”
– Shakespeare
Apr 4th
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“Hail, hail, plump paunch, O the founder of taste For fresh meats, or powdered,...”
Apr 4th
“Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse...”
Apr 4th
“Nothing in Nature’s sober found, But an eternal health goes round. Fill...”
Apr 4th
“What happened? What usually happens to a man—a woman. Seems like he...”
Apr 4th
“Vodka is our enemy, so let’s finish it off.”
Apr 4th
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2013
23 posts
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Stop the Monsanto Protection Act NOW! →
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Mar 25th
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Mar 22nd
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“Knock you out.”
– Mama (via wilwheaton)
Mar 21st
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Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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